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These are some lies we made up about Cecil.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft was seen standing by a desolate road right next door to Cecil.
A female hauling her head beside her arm has regularly been made out traveling on a bicycle on a gloomy road next to Cecil. Some of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Cecil in the past.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is regularly perceived ascending out of Crossroads Bay soaked in slime in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young female wearing a blood-covered prom dress has been perceived on one or two instances shouting at the onlooker to be off at Boyette Pond Dam late at night. Nevertheless, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that is preferably not upset.
A decapitated woman can repeatedly be perceived at night heading a piloted excursion of Pine Bluff to a group of ghosts.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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