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These are some lies we made up about Cataula.
A gigantic orangutan is every so often witnessed fly fishing from the water's edge of Kokoloe Lake before dawn.
A space alien from planet Mars has been spotted on one or two occasions down by Hudson Mill Rapids in the early morning hours throwing stones.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can every so often be seen at Adams Dam very late at night taking in the view.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman sporting a rain coat has often been observed tossing pieces of wood into the current at Barnes Creek in the early morning hours.
A space alien is frequently seen strolling through a trailer in the vicinity of Cataula.
A headless guy has been made out on a few instances in Double Churches Park in the early morning hours before sunrise having a cracker.
A female with her right arm and right leg sliced off can regularly be made out in a phone booth in Cataula using the telephone. Some of the locals allege this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Cataula.
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Ghost Sightings From Cataula
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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