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These are some lies we made up about Cartersville.
A female person is often distinguished mounted on a bike on a shady highway next to Cartersville. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Cartersville.
A Pteranodon is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions devastating an object in Dellinger Park after midnight.
The ghost of a man grasping a sword can regularly be spotted in Peeples Valley at midnight searching for a photo.
The ghost of a woman with a word etched into her nose may be noticed time and again next to Gillam Springs around midnight slurping motor oil. A number of of the residents say this ghost is the struggling soul of a long gone Cartersville local.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has occasionally been distinguished in the middle of Ashpole Creek smoking a cigar.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes is from
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time to time seen in an apartment in Cartersville. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic colt can once in a while be distinguished at Aubrey Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking for someone.
A space alien from planet Pluto was observed staring
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at the sight from the peak of Bee Mountain late in the night.
An alien from another galaxy came into view in a Cartersville building.
The alien captain of a UFO was observed appearing in a closet mirror.
A space man from Jupiter came into sight resting on the floor in a residence outside Cartersville.
A space alien from another solar system was noticed in Fort Mountain State Park right by the ranger station contemplating.
A gargantuan koodoo was distinguished quite near the entrance to Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area terrifying people.
A space alien has frequently been made out before sunrise hurrying after a passing VW on a shady highway in the vicinity of Cartersville.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is regularly perceived in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
A space alien from planet Saturn has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances by a lady hunting in a forest next to Cartersville.
A space alien from
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deep space can frequently be noticed having a seat in a chair in a building in Cartersville.
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Ghost Sightings From Cartersville
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Ghost Sightings From Cartersville
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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