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A lady gripping her head beneath her arm has been said to have been seen on several occasions crying by Buffalo Creek.
A Velociraptor may from time to time be distinguished yelling next to Cunningham Shoals on a dark night.
The ghost of a man having half his head absent was witnessed standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Carlton. Shocked by the watchers the spirit receded into the dark. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Carlton some decades ago.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized mounted on a bike on a murky road close to Carlton.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was noticed in an apartment in Carlton.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlton
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Ghost Sightings From Carlton
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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