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These are some lies we made up about Canton.
Genghis Khan is every now and then spotted appearing terrifying in Boling Park before dawn.
A space man from the cosmos has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances facing the bystander up on the highest spot of Byrd Mountain.
A colossal lemur can occasionally be distinguished in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
An extremely large eland was observed pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Blankets Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A minotaur materialized going out of control at Bradshaw Lake Dam late at night.
A giant rhinoceros was made out by a man hiking along a trail in the neighborhood of Canton.
A space alien was noticed seated in a beanbag in a home in Canton.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human being inside was spotted pacing from flat to flat late at night on a Canton road. Alarmed by the bystanders the spirit withdrew
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into the night.
A half translucent guy clad as the captain of a ship has often been witnessed eating a cracker in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area quite near the ranger station. Regardless of what people exclaim, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from
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another planet is repeatedly perceived in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park near the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
A sizeable chilling spirit has supposedly been perceived on several occasions having a seat at the dining table in a Canton residence. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Canton resident.
A space man from another solar system may regularly be made out looking at folks in a Canton flat through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial may be distinguished over and over again in a wild location close to Canton.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform has occasionally been seen waving to cars down a murky road near Canton.
The ghost of a hobo is now and then observed slurping gas from a pump at a fueling station in Canton. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Canton a long time ago. One thing's for sure, this spirit undoubtedly is scary; one that you don't want to run
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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