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These are some lies we made up about Canon.
An enormous giraffe has frequently been spotted hovering in the air like a cloud in Canon.
A space alien from Saturn is often observed staring at a man snoozing on the floor in an apartment in Canon.
The spirit of an engine driver has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions looking at the vista at Beaverdam Creek Structure Number Six Dam at the stroke of midnight. Nevertheless, it sure is a menacing ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may regularly be spotted in a hardware store in the Canon vicinity.
The ghost of a badly mangled hunter pulling a dead cougar may be perceived often trying to utter something in Bowersville Historic District in the early morning hours. If you listen to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Canon local resident. In any case, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you don't want to encounter before
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sunrise.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has every now and then been distinguished shining a light by Clarks Creek.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a cord around her neck is now and then perceived scrambling out of a storm drain on a Canon avenue very late at night. A lot of folks who live here declare this ghost is the
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ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Canon in the past. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Canon
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Ghost Sightings From Canon
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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