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These are some lies we made up about Camilla.
A space alien is repeatedly perceived looking through trailer windows in Camilla at night.
The ghost of a guy having on a military uniform has purportedly been made out on frequent instances fluttering over Tuggles Sink at night.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft may often be observed struggling to hide a cadaver in The Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Jupiter may be distinguished very often at Howell Lake Dam at night smoking a cigar.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head has occasionally been noticed watching TV in a Camilla living room after midnight.
A big creepy dragon has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances on a Camilla residential road before dawn.
A giant bull was made out hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Camilla.
Vincent van Gogh was noticed gazing at an old woman snoozing on a futon in a flat in Camilla.
A space man from another galaxy showed
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up trying on clothes in a Camilla apartment.
A massive newt was seen creeping out of a storm drain on a Camilla road at night.
A Tyrannosaurus was made out nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Camilla.
An ET has often been made out performing a melody on a flute in a Camilla mobile home.
The ghost of a woman with
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a sack fastened around her head is repeatedly witnessed in a mirror in a Camilla house; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror.
A moderately translucent man clothed as the captain of a freight ship is rumored to have been distinguished on several instances trying to locate a glove next to a parked Pontiac in a Camilla parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may frequently be made out in a Camilla area store, wandering the aisles.
An ET from another galaxy can be distinguished time and again gazing angrily at the witness in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Camilla.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform has sometimes been made out resting at a table in a Camilla trailer yelling at the observer to stay away.
The spirit of a hobo is every so often observed walking through a house in Camilla. Anyway, it certainly is a menacing spirit that should be left alone.
A gargantuan zebu has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances wandering through a house near Camilla.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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