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These are some lies we made up about Calhoun.
A gargantuan coyote is repeatedly made out having a seat in an armchair in a residence near Calhoun.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions on a dark night chasing a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway right next door to Calhoun.
William Shakespeare may frequently be spotted around midnight drifting by on Blackwood Creek.
An extremely large lemur may be spotted very often swallowing water from Amcanada Spring late in the night.
The ghost of a young gentleman sporting a denim jacket has now and then been spotted enjoying the view at Amakanata Lake Dam after midnight. Some of the locals say this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Calhoun many years ago.
A decapitated guy is occasionally spotted drinking blood from a container beside the waterfront at Amakanata Lake.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered
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uniform is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions hauling a body over the grass in Cherokee Indian Memorial at midnight.
An alien traveler from deep space may sometimes be made out trimming bushes in the back garden of a residence in Calhoun.
Count Dracula has often been spotted before sunrise admiring Fite Bend.
An extraterrestrial
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from planet Saturn is often spotted chatting into the night up on the top of Baugh Mountain.
A gargantuan giraffe has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances by a woman hunting in a forest near Calhoun.
An extremely large bighorn can frequently be spotted relaxing in a chair in an apartment in Calhoun.
An enormous buffalo can be made out repeatedly in Fort Mountain State Park near the park headquarters weeping.
A woman with her arms chopped off has every now and then been made out yelling by a streetlamp in Calhoun. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to run into at midnight.
A space alien from another planet has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions struggling to verbalize something in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
Ludwig van Beethoven may every now and then be witnessed searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Calhoun mobile home at night.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was
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spotted staring at folks in a Calhoun house through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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