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These are some lies we made up about Byron.
A moderately decomposed human cadaver was observed by a man camping at a campground in the neighborhood of Byron. This particular ghost has been spotted frequently in this zone.
A massive oryx was distinguished weeping by Coppas Branch.
A colossal hog has often been perceived yelling at Cleveland Dam very late at night.
The Wizard of Oz is regularly spotted relaxing in an armchair in a house in Byron.
The spirit of a grower wearing a worn straw hat is rumored to have been seen on a small number of instances attempting to express something next to a streetlamp in Byron.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can frequently be perceived flickering a lantern in Jesse Tanner Memorial Park after midnight.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-splattered dress may be made out very frequently striding from residence to residence around midnight on a Byron street. If you talk to the people who live here, this spirit is possibly the undeparted
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spirit of a local person who used to have a home here in Byron. One thing is for certain, this spirit sure is creepy; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
A gigantic pronghorn has every so often been noticed quite near Ocmulgee National Monument shifting orbs around.
A space man from the cosmos has purportedly been spotted
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on several instances screaming names of people by the entrance to High Falls State Park.
A man with an axe in his head may occasionally be seen browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Byron mobile home at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan donkey has often been noticed resting at the kitchen counter in a Byron trailer.
A gentleman's body with the head of a pig has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions staring at folks in a Byron house through a window. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Byron person who lived here.
A feminine person may often be noticed in a desolate area outside Byron.
A very large llama may be seen often mailing a parcel at a Byron post office.
A giant ewe has occasionally been noticed swallowing gasoline from a fuel pump at a gas station in Byron.
A gargantuan mink is once in a while distinguished speaking into the air as if someone else was present.
The phantom of a guy holding a sword has supposedly
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been noticed on a small number of occasions walking a dog very late at night on a shady Byron road.
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Ghost Sightings From Byron
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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