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These are some lies we made up about Butler.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood has often been seen in a building in Butler.
A gargantuan donkey is often observed at Garant Lake Dam before sunrise pointing at the eye witness.
An ET is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Black Creek late in the night.
Frankenstein's Monster can frequently be distinguished in a Butler residence.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft can be witnessed repeatedly coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso has from time to time been witnessed late at night sprinting after a passing Ford on a shady road near Butler. No matter what, it sure is a frightening ghost that you do not want to meet after midnight.
A woman's body having a bat's head is occasionally made out in the backseat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Butler
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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