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These are some lies we made up about Buford.
A space man from another galaxy is frequently distinguished by a lady canoeing in a river in close proximity to Buford.
A colossal weasel has supposedly been spotted on several instances carrying a human cranium in a boat on Lake Sidney Lanier.
An Icthyosaurus can frequently be spotted scrutinizing Bowmans Island Shoals in detail on a dark night.
A massive crow may be made out over and over again heaving bricks into the current at Baldridge Creek at night.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has occasionally been spotted gazing at the water by Ashmore Lake Dam before dawn.
A decapitated man is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions resting in an armchair in an apartment in Buford. A number of of the folks who live here argue this spirit could be a famous former time local of Buford. No matter what people say, this phantom sure is frightening; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
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huge crocodile may once in a while be observed reasoning by a streetlight in Buford.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform has often been made out pacing from apartment to apartment late in the night on a Buford avenue.
The ghost of a man carrying a blood-covered sword is repeatedly spotted at Flowery Branch Bay on a dark night
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staring down into the water. According to the locals, this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Buford.
The phantom of a civil war combatant can frequently be distinguished burying a body by a sizeable rock in Aqualand Park before dawn.
Genghis Khan may be seen frequently browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Buford building on a dark night.
An alien from Mars has once in a while been spotted looking at people in a Buford building through an air vent.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is once in a while spotted by the entrance to Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area throwing rocks.
A massive lemur has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions near the entrance to Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park stacking boulders.
The ghost of a badly burned lady may now and then be observed walking alongside a murky road right next door to Buford.
A Yeti was witnessed mailing a package at a Buford post office.
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man became visible guzzling regular from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Buford.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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