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An enormous springbok was noticed attempting to capture something after midnight on a park bench in Buena Vista.
A huge musk deer has regularly been distinguished flickering a kerosene lamp at Chapman Lake Dam at midnight.
Ferdinand Magellan is regularly witnessed pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Gin Creek late in the night.
A space alien has allegedly been witnessed on many instances having a seat at a coffee table in a Buena Vista residence redistributing orbs about.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can repeatedly be witnessed near F.D. Roosevelt State Park looking scary.
A man that turned into a vampire can be spotted repeatedly wandering through a house in Buena Vista.
The phantom of a pregnant woman has sometimes been distinguished traveling on a pony next to a road near Buena Vista.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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