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These are some lies we made up about Brunswick.
A colossal gopher was observed at Academy Creek around midnight flinging boulders into the current.
A lady's body having a skunk's head showed up annihilating a photo up on the summit of Buzzards Roost. The onlooker was frightened and escaped.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object was witnessed searching for a bag in Altama Park in the early morning hours.
A fairly decayed human corpse was noticed taking a rest at a table in a Brunswick apartment consuming a hotdog. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the eye witnesses.
An enormous canary has frequently been observed swallowing motor oil at the water at Belle Point.
A Plateosaurus is repeatedly seen being carried by a stallion alongside a road near Brunswick.
A gargantuan colt has allegedly been made out on many instances conducting a conducted visit of Gascoigne Bluff to a company of ghosts on a dark night.
The spirit of a grower sporting a farmer hat
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can be distinguished frequently staggering through a trailer close to Brunswick. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a scary spirit that any wise person would not want to run into.
A gargantuan porcupine has every now and then been noticed in a phone booth in Brunswick using the phone.
The spirit of a young air force pilot has allegedly
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been perceived on numerous occasions shouting by Buffalo Swamp.
An ET from planet Neptune can occasionally be made out staggering through a Brunswick neighborhood cemetery.
A space man from another planet has regularly been distinguished in Cumberland Island National Seashore near the park headquarters struggling to articulate something.
A youthful girl in a blood-splattered wedding gown is repeatedly witnessed in Fort Clinch State Park right by the ranger station attempting to touch something.
A space alien is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions twinkling a kerosene lamp by a secluded highway next to Brunswick on a dark night.
A man with a knife in his head can regularly be noticed being in an abandoned home in Brunswick.
A man's body with the head of a bear has every so often been spotted standing by a wild highway in the vicinity of Brunswick.
The spirit of a man holding a sword is from time to time observed in a residence in Brunswick.
An alien explorer from space has supposedly been
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spotted on a handful of instances marching in the middle of a wild highway in the vicinity of Brunswick.
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Ghost Sightings From Brunswick
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Ghost Sightings From Brunswick
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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