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These are some lies we made up about Broxton.
A giant lovebird can be spotted frequently startling folks next to the water's edge at Dockery Pond.
The spirit of a youthful woman drenched in blood has every so often been perceived gazing at the water by Bennie Dockery Pond Dam late in the night.
An martian traveler from another world is from time to time perceived on the highest spot of Rose Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the sight.
An alien from another galaxy has been spotted on a small number of instances covering a dead body by a sizeable rock in Faircloth Field in the early morning hours.
A huge marmoset can now and then be witnessed around midnight floating down on Broxton Creek.
A man with a big hole through his chest was made out seeking a picture under a parked Ford in a Broxton parking lot late at night. The ghost talked about avenging a slaying. Whatever people state, this is a nasty ghost that you would not want to meet on a dark night.
A large creepy ogre appeared scooping out an opening before sunrise by a vending machine in Broxton.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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