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These are some lies we made up about Brooklet.
An alien from another galaxy has every so often been observed gazing at the water by Crombley Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A moderately see-through gentleman clad as the captain of a oil tanker is sometimes witnessed at Sorrier Branch at night throwing pebbles into the flow. It's been asserted that this specific ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Brooklet.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has been said to have been seen on numerous instances fly fishing from the shore of Jones Pond late in the night.
A giant duckbill may every now and then be distinguished seated on a sofa in a house close to Brooklet.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform has often been made out in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror before dawn. One thing's for certain, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that is
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better not upset.
An ET from planet Mercury is repeatedly perceived cutting grass in the back garden of a mobile home in Brooklet.
Galileo is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances attempting to grip something outside the entrance to George L. Smith State Park.
An enormous alligator can repeatedly be seen by
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a woman fishing by a lake right next door to Brooklet.
A space invader from another galaxy can be spotted very often in Fort Pulaski National Monument at the park headquarters rearranging orbs about.
A gargantuan lizard has every so often been spotted taking a rest in a chair in a house in Brooklet.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooklet
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Ghost Sightings From Brooklet
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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