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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in the middle of Big Creek holding a human cranium.
An enormous dormouse can every so often be noticed at Jordan Lake Dam around midnight shouting.
A space alien from another planet is repeatedly made out performing a piece of music on a flute in a Bristol building.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has been perceived on a few instances in a Bristol secondary school after midnight staggering the halls.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman may regularly be witnessed in a residence in close proximity to Bristol.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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