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These are some lies we made up about Bremen.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be noticed very often hovering in the air like a blimp in Bremen.
A space invader from Saturn has every now and then been perceived on the apex of Reeds Mountain after midnight glancing at the vista.
An ET from another solar system is every now and then spotted searching for a bag in Baxter Creek.
A big creepy monster has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances in a restaurant in the Bremen area.
An alien may sometimes be made out at Binns Lake Dam at night smoking a cigar.
A massive steer has frequently been made out fishing from the shore of Hollingsworth Lake at night.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy is frequently noticed scrambling up from a manhole on a Bremen avenue very late at night.
A menacing creature is known to have been seen on a handful of occasions hauling a human skull in John Tanner State Park near the ranger station. Locals
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who have distinguished this phantom assert this phantom is the undeparted soul of a long dead Bremen local resident.
Socrates can regularly be noticed poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Bremen.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship can be witnessed over and over again in a Bremen secondary school in the early morning hours before
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sunrise walking the hallways.
An alien explorer from outer space has once in a while been seen in a mirror in a Bremen apartment; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A colossal chamois is known to have been spotted on many occasions scaring people in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a copper-miner can once in a while be noticed trying to locate a hat beneath a parked Nissan in a Bremen parking lot late at night. Folks here claim that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Bremen many years ago. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was distinguished in a Bremen area shoe store, marching the aisles.
A Brachiosaurus appeared resting at the kitchen counter in a Bremen mobile home staring angrily at the witness.
A lady with a partly see-through body became visible being carried by a donkey beside a highway close to Bremen. The phantom was gobbled up by the
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air after being observed. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the calm in Bremen.
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Ghost Sightings From Bremen
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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