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These are some lies we made up about Braselton.
An extraterrestrial from another world is every so often spotted appearing in a restroom mirror.
A drifting ghost has supposedly been perceived on a handful of occasions having a seat in an armchair in a house in the vicinity of Braselton. A man who lives here argues that this phantom enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who come looking for phantoms in Braselton.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer can every so often be distinguished dragging a body through some bushes in Hoschton Recreation Park before sunrise.
The phantom of an airline pilot was perceived at Cruce Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the view. When the onlooker came into sight the ghost ran away. One of the local residents decisively argues that this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Braselton before the present. Regardless of what people articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying
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to find.
The creepy phantom of a Gaul appeared floating down on Banigan Branch around midnight. The arrival of the viewer startled the ghost who then disappeared.
Ludwig van Beethoven was distinguished up on the apex of Kennedy Mountain searching for a shoe.
A chilling skeleton became visible dining on a tomato next to the waterfront
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at Reservoir Nine. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination. Anyway, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A space invader from Pluto was observed on a dark night pursuing a passing VW on a gloomy highway right next door to Braselton.
A glowing human character was witnessed in the backseat of a pickup by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. The witness panicked and fled. In any event, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful man dressed in a coat has often been noticed pulling up weeds in the back yard of a trailer in Braselton.
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Ghost Sightings From Braselton
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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