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These are some lies we made up about Bowdon.
Christopher Columbus can often be made out in a wild place right next door to Bowdon.
An extremely large opossum can be seen repeatedly by Inman Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
An extremely large hippopotamus has every now and then been observed reading a newspaper by the waterfront at Carroll Lake.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space is occasionally observed by Bud Coffee Branch hauling a human skull.
Thumbelina has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances on the summit of Blackjack Mountain after midnight monitoring the panorama.
A space alien from Mars can from time to time be distinguished in Bulldog Stadium at night hauling a dead body across the ground.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief was distinguished trying to flag down cars down a shady road in close proximity to Bowdon. The spirit didn't seem to be concerned by the bystanders.
An ET from another part of the galaxy came into sight drinking
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regular from a gas pump at a gas station in Bowdon.
A dark dog that shifted shape into a lady came into sight articulating into the night as if someone in addition was there. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the thin air.
A giant woodchuck was witnessed walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a dark Bowdon residential
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street.
A huge dormouse was seen appearing chilling at the entrance to Cheaha State Park.
A colossal antelope has often been made out watching movies in a Bowdon living room around midnight.
A gigantic armadillo is repeatedly observed near Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area howling at the onlooker to beat it.
The ghost of a down-and-out man is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances browsing through trash cans on a Bowdon residential street. Loads of residents say this ghost may well be a famous past native of Bowdon.
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Ghost Sightings From Bowdon
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Ghost Sightings From Bowdon
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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