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These are some lies we made up about Boston.
Issac Newton is sometimes noticed looking at the landscape at Bryan Lake Dam at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions throwing boulders into the current at Bailey Branch late in the night.
A space invader from outer space may sometimes be noticed gazing across Howell Sinks in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a guy hauling a sword was witnessed in a phone booth in Boston using the phone. The ghost spoke of revenging an assassination.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears was noticed wandering through a Boston area cemetery. The onlooker was terrified and ran away.
The ghost of a strapped up female came into sight twinkling a light alongside a desolate road near Boston after midnight. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the onlookers.
An enormous cheetah was spotted being in a vacant villa in Boston.
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Ghost Sightings From Boston
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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