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A colossal kinkajou is every so often observed looking at the water by Babcock Wilcox Lake Dam late at night.
The phantom of an awfully mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf is rumored to have been noticed on many instances at Bath Branch very late at night tossing stones into the water. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
Marco Polo was observed riding on a pony down a highway outside Blythe.
A female with no head emerged cleaning a bloody scarf in Windsor Spring after midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is observed frequently in the vicinity.
A gigantic alpaca was made out next to the water at Fort Gordon Reservoir trashing a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Blythe
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Ghost Sightings From Blythe
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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