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These are some lies we made up about Blue Ridge.
A space alien from Venus has occasionally been spotted traveling on a donkey along a highway outside Blue Ridge.
A very large chamois is from time to time witnessed terrifying folks down at Mineral Springs after midnight.
A space man from deep space has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions hovering across the Rich Mountain in the early morning hours.
A Tyrannosaurus may now and then be noticed in Blue Ridge Lake Recreation Area before sunrise calling names.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was noticed at a coin operated phone in Blue Ridge talking on the telephone.
The phantom of a young-looking woman in a bloody dress materialized staring at the water by Blue Ridge Dam after midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently close by. One thing's for guaranteed, it certainly is a creepy ghost that is better not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy was made out on
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the shore of Blue Ridge Lake going berserk.
The ghost of a 10 foot tall colossal giant came into sight hurling pieces of wood in Blackwell Cove in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost did not care that there was someone other present. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
An
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enormous jackal was distinguished at Allen Branch very late at night hurling stones into the water.
Thumbelina was observed obliterating a map by Free Bend.
An extraterrestrial from another world has frequently been distinguished searching for a book up on Aaron Mountain.
A huge jaguar is regularly observed next to the water at Garren Cove eating a chicken drumstick.
A space man has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions strolling through a Blue Ridge vicinity cemetery.
The ghost of a teenage girl can be spotted very often reading a newsletter down a wild road outside Blue Ridge around midnight.
A gigantic dingo has now and then been made out standing by a desolate road near Blue Ridge.
A gigantic leopard is every now and then perceived in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park near the park headquarters crying.
A person with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes has been distinguished on many occasions traveling on a moped on a murky road right next door to Blue Ridge.
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No matter what, it indisputably is a terrifying ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Ridge
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Ridge
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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