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A space alien from the cosmos can once in a while be distinguished on a dark night floating along on River Styx.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO has repeatedly been noticed in Pooler Park very late at night attempting to grasp something.
An ET from Mars is repeatedly perceived on the shore of Little Ogeechee Pond thinking.
A soldier's uniform striding around with no body in it has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions seated in a chair in an apartment in Bloomingdale. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not interrupted.
A space man from another planet can frequently be witnessed gazing at the water by Morgans Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a civil war warrior can be distinguished very often appearing menacing by a streetlight in Bloomingdale. In any event, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before
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sunrise.
A gigantic marmoset has occasionally been perceived by Coldbrook Swamp gazing wrathfully at the watcher.
The phantom of a guy with numbers etched into his back is once in a while distinguished rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Bloomingdale apartment at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer
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is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions in Skidaway Island State Park outside the ranger station going out of control.
A large creepy dragon can now and then be witnessed seated at a coffee table in a Bloomingdale residence.
An alien from Jupiter was distinguished piling boulders in Fort Frederica National Monument outside the ranger station.
The ghost of a severely mangled hunter hauling a dead deer was spotted gazing at people in a Bloomingdale house through a door crack. When noticed the ghost came within reach of the observer who then escaped.
A space invader from another galaxy showed up in a wild place in the neighborhood of Bloomingdale.
A gargantuan squirrel was seen sending an envelope at a Bloomingdale post office.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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