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These are some lies we made up about Bishop.
A gargantuan wombat has now and then been seen on a Bishop residential street at midnight.
A guy with the head of a demon is once in a while witnessed by the water at Barnett Lake pointing at the watcher. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.
A semi decomposed human cadaver is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions before dawn giving a directed visit of Gun Point Bend to a cluster of ghosts.
An ET from planet Jupiter may sometimes be spotted floating in the air like a balloon in Bishop.
A lady on fire, grasping a kerosene tank has frequently been noticed hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Harris Shoals Park at the stroke of midnight. Residents here who have noticed this spirit declare this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bishop before the present. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
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alien from another galaxy is often spotted by Bells Lake Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions looking at a person slumbering on a futon in a house in Bishop.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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