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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
A lady with a semi translucent body has every so often been witnessed hauling a body from the cold water of Hog Creek after midnight.
The ghost of a guy wearing a police outfit is every now and then noticed hovering by the side of a gloomy road next to Berlin.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been perceived on several occasions sending a letter at a Berlin post office.
A space alien from another world may occasionally be witnessed speaking into the thin air as if somebody else was present.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a long gray beard has often been distinguished at Beatles Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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