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These are some lies we made up about Baxley.
A huge camel can every now and then be distinguished being carried by a mule in the middle of a highway in the neighborhood of Baxley.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been made out pacing through a house near Baxley.
An Allosaurus is regularly spotted throwing bricks into the current at Black Water Creek on a dark night.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions by Dunns Lake Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object may be noticed very frequently guzzling milk by Big Pond.
A black rat that transformed into a woman has every now and then been made out in a phone booth in Baxley making a phone call.
A space invader from Venus is every so often made out reading a newspaper outside General Coffee State Park.
A giant wolf is known to have been distinguished on several instances walking through a Baxley area cemetery.
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space invader from another world may every now and then be distinguished weeping along a wild highway close to Baxley at night.
Little Red Riding Hood was perceived being in a derelict house in Baxley.
The martian commander of a UFO emerged standing by a wild road in the neighborhood of Baxley.
An extraterrestrial voyager from
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another world was witnessed in an apartment in Baxley.
A space invader from Venus came into sight in a Baxley mobile home.
The ghost of a down-and-out man was made out striding in the middle of a desolate highway outside Baxley. This is one of those ghosts that is made out over and over again in the neighborhood. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A giant woodchuck has repeatedly been witnessed showing up in a mirror.
A bloodcurdling being is repeatedly observed in the early morning hours before sunrise following a passing vehicle on a shady highway outside Baxley.
A space invader from the cosmos has allegedly been distinguished on several instances pulling up weeds in the side yard of a mobile home in Baxley.
Alexander the Great can be witnessed over and over again by a man camping at a campground close to Baxley.
A colossal dormouse has once in a while been made out seated on a stool in a mobile home in Baxley.
A space man has been seen on numerous instances wandering from home to home at night on a Baxley street.
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Ghost Sightings From Baxley
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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