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These are some lies we made up about Bartow.
The ghost of a steel-miner was seen in the middle of Beaslys Branch yelling names of people. When distinguished the phantom came close to the bystander who then ran off. Any which way, this is a horrible ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
A lady with a partially transparent body appeared at Battle Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the landscape. This precise ghost has been witnessed very often in this neighborhood. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A giant hog was perceived staying in an empty manor in Bartow.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead emerged standing by a deserted highway right next door to Bartow. There are other reports with reference to this ghost in the area.
An martian vacationer from another planet was observed in a trailer in Bartow.
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Ghost Sightings From Bartow
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Ghost Sightings From Bartow
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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