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These are some lies we made up about Barney.
A female with a green face can occasionally be observed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Bay Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A sizeable frightening dragon is repeatedly observed staring at the water by Burton Lake Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a mailman may regularly be perceived sipping milk by Pine Bluff. One thing's for certain, it's a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A massive snake can be distinguished very often pacing through a house in Barney.
A female shape has now and then been noticed staggering through a house near Barney.
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Ghost Sightings From Barney
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Ghost Sightings From Barney
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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