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These are some lies we made up about Barnesville.
A space invader was seen watching TV in a Barnesville living room late in the night.
A huge pronghorn appeared glancing at the sight from the summit of Hog Mountain before dawn.
An enormous alpaca materialized taking pleasure in the surroundings at Akin Lake Dam at night.
A sphinx was spotted going crazy in the middle of Big Towaliga Creek.
An martian explorer from another solar system was made out searching through trash cans on a Barnesville avenue.
A giant argali has repeatedly been perceived down beside the water at Davis Lake burning a map.
A space invader from the Moon is often observed suspended in the air like a balloon in Barnesville.
A gigantic skunk has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions in an autopart store in the Barnesville vicinity.
A space man from outer space can often be noticed in High Falls State Park at the park headquarters guzzling milk.
A gentleman with an axe
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in his head may be seen time and again ascending out of a drain hole on a Barnesville lane after midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has every so often been observed reading a tabloid quite near the entrance to Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area.
A gentleman's body having the head of a rat is every
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now and then noticed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Barnesville.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Barnesville building. Based on what the people who live here assert, this phantom enjoys frightening foolish folks who dare to disrupt the peace in Barnesville.
An martian tourist from the cosmos can occasionally be spotted in a mirror in a Barnesville home; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
The spirit of a lady with a pentagram carved into her arm has repeatedly been noticed searching for a bag beside a parked Chrysler in a Barnesville parking lot at midnight.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears is often spotted in a Barnesville area store, walking the aisles. A lot of locals allege this ghost likes terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Barnesville. No matter what people exclaim, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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sizeable frightening monster has supposedly been noticed on several instances shining a lamp after midnight on a sidewalk in Barnesville.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnesville
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Ghost Sightings From Barnesville
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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