|
| |
Ball Ground, Georgia Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Ball Ground.
A fantastically frightening ghost became visible reading a magazine at Atlanta Gas Light Lake Dam very late at night. The observer was terrified and ran away. One thing is for guaranteed, it certainly is a chilling ghost that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
Leonardo da Vinci was spotted at Bluff Creek late at night chucking boulders into the water.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed in a Ball Ground trailer.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has regularly been distinguished marching down a wild highway near Ball Ground.
A giant lemur is regularly made out sitting on a sofa in an apartment outside Ball Ground.
An alien from Venus has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances struggling to grasp something in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park outside the park headquarters.
The Loch Ness Monster may repeatedly be witnessed at night rushing after a passing
| |
|
Chrysler on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Ball Ground.
A huge bear may be witnessed very frequently in the rear seat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
A sizeable chilling ogre has sometimes been noticed in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area outside the ranger station
| |
| |
crying out names of people.
The phantom of an old prospector with a big beard and an eye patch is every now and then noticed pulling up weeds in the front garden of a house in Ball Ground.
A space man from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances by a woman canoeing in a river near Ball Ground.
An extraterrestrial can every so often be noticed sitting on a bench in a home in Ball Ground.
A giant capybara has regularly been distinguished striding from building to building at the stroke of midnight on a Ball Ground street.
The ghost of an old female holding a firearm is repeatedly spotted relaxing at the dining table in a Ball Ground trailer. It has been declared that this individual ghost loves frightening foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Ball Ground.
The spirit of a flight attendant is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions staring at people in a Ball Ground building through a keyhole. Based on what the locals say, this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Ball Ground some decades ago.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Ball Ground
Submit a lie about Ball Ground, Georgia:
Other untruthful towns near Ball Ground, Georgia:
Tate, Georgia, 7 miles away
Marble Hill, Georgia, 9 miles away
Cumming, Georgia, 13 miles away
Jasper, Georgia, 13 miles away
Canton, Georgia, 13 miles away
Woodstock, Georgia, 15 miles away
Roswell, Georgia, 17 miles away
Waleska, Georgia, 17 miles away
Talking Rock, Georgia, 17 miles away
Alpharetta, Georgia, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Georgia
|
Ghost Sightings From Ball Ground
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
MORE JOKES
|
