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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
A space invader is frequently spotted in Cornelia City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a dead body across the ground.
Archimedes has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Baldwin.
The alien navigator of a UFO can repeatedly be made out surveying the panorama from the highest spot of Chenocetah Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien traveler from another planet can be noticed very often at Demorest Lake Dam around midnight looking at the vista.
An enormous rabbit has sometimes been observed playing a piece of music on a piano in a Baldwin residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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