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These are some lies we made up about Baconton.
An ET from planet Jupiter is from time to time observed checking out Horseshoe Bend late at night.
The spirit of a gold-miner has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances downing root beer near Berry Spring on a dark night.
A huge coyote may sometimes be spotted exploring Cowan Shoals in detail at night.
A colossal pronghorn was made out by Dry Creek verbalizing into the air.
An ET from another solar system came into view relaxing in an armchair in a home in Baconton.
An extremely large donkey was made out holding a human cranium under a streetlight in Baconton.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a handy man appeared going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Baconton home on a dark night. The eye witness was frightened and fled. No matter what folks state, this is a hostile ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Baconton
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Ghost Sightings From Baconton
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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