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These are some lies we made up about Avondale Estates.
A colossal duckbill is once in a while distinguished at a public phone in Avondale Estates using the telephone.
A lady gripping her head by her arm has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances staggering through an Avondale Estates neighborhood cemetery.
A space alien from deep space may from time to time be witnessed in Adair Park at the stroke of midnight frightening people.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft was spotted looking at the water by Buena Vista Lake Dam late in the night.
A space invader from Venus showed up fly fishing from the shore of Simmons Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from outer space was perceived shouting at the bystander to stay away along a deserted highway near Avondale Estates at midnight.
An extremely large rabbit came into sight going mad by Horseshoe Bend.
The ghost of a young-looking female sporting a blood-covered dress was distinguished dragging
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a corpse from the freezing water of Barbashela Creek at midnight. The appearance of the witness frightened the spirit who then vanished. Scores of residents allege this ghost enjoys scaring foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Avondale Estates.
A decapitated lady has repeatedly been seen up on Leggetts Hill scraping out a cavity. People
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here who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom may very well be a famous former time inhabitant of Avondale Estates. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a young girl has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions spending time in an empty villa in Avondale Estates. A local resident argues that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Avondale Estates local person.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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