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These are some lies we made up about Avera.
The ghost of a seriously burned lady is frequently distinguished meditating on the shore of Hadden Pond. People here claim that this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Avera. Well, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien from Saturn has been spotted on many occasions before sunrise drifting down Beechtree Creek.
The ghost of a man with a name etched into his nose can regularly be noticed at Blankenship Pond Dam around midnight looking menacing. In any case, it's a scary phantom that is rather not upset.
A space man from space may be noticed very often facing the viewer before dawn on a park bench in Avera.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has once in a while been witnessed seated at a table in an Avera mobile home staring irritably at the eye witness.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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