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A half translucent guy outfitted as the captain of a fishing boat is from time to time made out peeking through residence windows in Austell at the stroke of midnight. One of the residents decisively alleges that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Austell.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been observed on frequent instances searching through garbage cans on an Austell road.
An enormous deer can occasionally be observed hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Austell.
The phantom of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform was spotted gazing at a guy snoozing on a futon in a residence in Austell. The observer freaked out and ran away.
The ghost of a bound up man became visible in a convenience store in the Austell vicinity. The ghost saluted the viewer. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a bum was spotted ascending out from a storm drain on an Austell lane late in the night. When the ghost was made out it
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faded away into the thin air. A number of of the folks who live in this town claim this phantom may be a celebrated former time dweller of Austell. No matter what folks utter, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The spirit of an aged hag came into view poking around in mailboxes at night in Austell. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being made out. Anyhow, it's undoubtedly a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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