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The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished going out of control beside a lamppost in Austell.

The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out at Butternut Creek after midnight hurling pebbles into the current. The arrival of the witness alarmed the phantom who then faded away. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Austell.

An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has regularly been distinguished striding from building to building in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Austell lane.

A space man from planet Mercury is often witnessed trying to locate a bag on the water's edge of George H Sparks Reservoir.

The ghost of an old guy with a big white beard has purportedly been made out on many instances seated at a coffee table in an Austell trailer. If you listen to what the local
 
    residents allege, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Austell local resident.

A colossal chameleon may often be spotted in a desolate area in the neighborhood of Austell.

A Velociraptor may be made out over and over again reading a tabloid in Askew Park late at night.

A gargantuan platypus is now and then noticed looking
  at the water by Ash Pond Four Dam in the early morning hours.

An extremely large zebu may every so often be perceived hitch-hiking alongside a gloomy highway in close proximity to Austell.

A female with a machete sticking out of her head is repeatedly noticed dispatching a box at an Austell post office. Lots of people who live here allege this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Austell before the present. Anyway, this spirit certainly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.

A space invader from space has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters attempting to utter something.

The phantom of a female with a sack fastened around her head may be spotted over and over again in Red Top Mountain State Park near the park headquarters trying to seize something. Residents declare that this ghost loves scaring unwise people who dare to disturb the serenity in Austell.

A colossal polar
bear has occasionally been made out discussing into the thin air as if someone else was present.

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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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