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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
A gigantic chimpanzee is regularly spotted pointing at the witness next to a streetlamp in Augusta.
A gargantuan zebra may often be perceived gulping water from Windsor Spring in the early morning hours.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may be spotted repeatedly in the middle of Bowlmaker Branch going berserk.
A space man from outer space is every now and then witnessed struggling out of Phinizy Swamp covered in dirty water on a dark night.
A giant deer can sometimes be seen striding from flat to flat before dawn on an Augusta street.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished drinking blood from a container next to the waterfront at Fort Gordon Reservoir.
Vasco da Gama appeared munching on a slice of pizza in Allen Park after midnight.
An alien from planet Saturn was perceived by New Savannah Bluff smoking a pipe.
A space invader from the cosmos came into sight at Carrolls
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Lake Dam around midnight reading a newsletter.
A man lacking a head was witnessed taking a rest at a table in an Augusta residence. The appearance of the viewer alarmed the ghost who then vanished.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has frequently been witnessed staring at people in an Augusta trailer through a peephole.
The spirit of
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an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg is frequently distinguished in a wild place outside Augusta. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of an elderly woman clutching a firearm is known to have been witnessed on a few instances sending a package at an Augusta post office. One of the locals firmly argues that this spirit loves startling folks who have the nerve to disturb the quiet in Augusta.
A massive rabbit may repeatedly be distinguished conversing into the night as if someone in addition was there.
Bigfoot can be made out repeatedly trying to articulate something in Magnolia Springs State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is every so often distinguished walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a shady Augusta residential street. Anyway, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may
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now and then be observed looking through home windows in Augusta at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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