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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
A form with a skeleton face sporting dark robes can repeatedly be seen tossing boulders into the flow at Drowning Creek before dawn.
A space invader has from time to time been made out trying to locate a box up on the pinnacle of Pool Mountain.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is from time to time distinguished looking at the vista at Coleman Mill Dam late at night.
A centaur has been said to have been noticed on several instances standing by a secluded highway in the vicinity of Auburn.
A colossal fish may from time to time be made out being carried by a motorbike on a murky highway right next door to Auburn.
A space alien from Mars has often been observed speaking into the night in Dacula Park on a dark night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently distinguished in Fort Yargo Recreation Area at the ranger station reading a tabloid.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is
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known to have been spotted on frequent instances in an Auburn trailer.
An enormous mountain goat may often be noticed pacing next to a deserted highway in the vicinity of Auburn.
An martian vacationer from another planet can be observed frequently showing up in a mirror.
A space man from the Moon has now and then been seen gazing
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in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area right by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is now and then perceived on a dark night following a passing VW on a murky highway close to Auburn.
A wandering ghost has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances watering plants in the back yard of an apartment in Auburn. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Auburn some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may once in a while be seen by a lady hiking along a trail outside Auburn.
Socrates was spotted seated on a bench in a trailer in Auburn.
A gargantuan orangutan was observed marching from flat to flat very late at night on an Auburn road.
An extremely large wombat materialized rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Auburn trailer at midnight.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was seen relaxing at the dining table in an Auburn apartment.
An alien explorer from the
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cosmos was spotted gazing at folks in an Auburn flat through a peephole.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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