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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen at a public phone in Atlanta using the telephone.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform is regularly observed pacing through an Atlanta vicinity burial ground.
A huge puppy has been observed on a small number of occasions hollowing out a gap by a wild road in the vicinity of Atlanta after midnight.
A lady with her right arm and left leg severed can frequently be spotted by Cater Creek demolishing a hat.
Archimedes may be witnessed very often on the water's edge of Crystal Lake trying to find a shoe.
The spirit of a man holding a bloody spear is sometimes distinguished in Adams Park late in the night consuming a slice of pizza. One of the locals steadfastly says that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Atlanta long ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at midnight.
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colossal dromedary is rumored to have been spotted on many instances at Arnolds Lake Dam in the early morning hours glugging down gasoline.
A giant elephant has regularly been observed hanging out in a neglected home in Atlanta.
A colossal ermine is frequently noticed standing by a secluded highway close to Atlanta.
An extraterrestrial
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from Jupiter is rumored to have been seen on several instances in a home in Atlanta.
A big creepy beast may be perceived often yelling by Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area.
A massive muskrat is sometimes distinguished in Red Top Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters looking.
A military outfit walking about devoid of a body in it has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances walking beside a desolate road next to Atlanta. A number of folks say this phantom is that of a local resident who resided here in Atlanta a long time ago.
The ghost of a civil war fighter may occasionally be noticed appearing in a bathroom mirror.
Julius Ceasar was spotted around midnight following a passing Chevy on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Atlanta.
An alien from the cosmos showed up watering plants in the garden of a trailer in Atlanta.
A space invader was spotted by a person camping at a campground right next door to Atlanta.
An martian tourist from another part of the
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galaxy was perceived sitting in an armchair in a home in Atlanta.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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