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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally spotted standing by a wild highway near Athens.
A massive toad is known to have been observed on one or two occasions axing down a tree in Whitehall Forest around midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space was seen in Athens Memorial Park after midnight obliterating a photo.
A space invader from the Moon showed up in a residence in Athens.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was distinguished by Barber Creek dining on a cracker. Additional reports of this ghost have been described. Whatever people articulate, this spirit undoubtedly is scary; one that should be kept away from.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady appeared at Athens Country Club Dam after midnight looking at the surroundings. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had similar happenings involving a very similar spirit. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this phantom may perhaps be
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a famous days gone by inhabitant of Athens. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant phantom that is rather not interrupted.
A black snake that shifted shape into a woman was spotted smoking a cigar on the water's edge of Athens Country Club Lake. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been one or two additional reports
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of this particular ghost. Several of the folks who live here assert this phantom is the undeparted spirit of an old Athens local person. Anyhow, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
The ghost of a destitute man was witnessed glancing at the vista from the highest spot of Coon Mountain very late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is observed often close by. In any case, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from space has regularly been perceived reading a newsletter in Barnetts Shoals very late at night.
A scary creature is often made out marching by a secluded highway outside Athens.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a plumber has been seen on one or two instances showing up in a bedroom mirror.
Henry VIII can regularly be perceived very late at night rushing after a passing Jeep on a murky highway right next door to Athens.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object can be seen repeatedly watering
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plants in the side yard of a home in Athens.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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