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These are some lies we made up about Ashburn.
A sizeable creepy giant was noticed being carried by a scooter on a shadowy highway outside Ashburn.
A very large moose has regularly been spotted at Ashburn Branch after midnight heaving rocks into the stream.
An martian explorer from outer space is often observed by Sink of the Creek screaming.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances taking in the scenery at Baker Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
Julius Ceasar may repeatedly be made out in a flat in Ashburn.
A gigantic cheetah may be noticed over and over again striding by the side of a desolate highway near Ashburn.
The phantom of a youthful lady clad as a maid has now and then been seen near Georgia Veterans Memorial State Park moving orbs around.
A colossal cat is every so often witnessed coming into view in a closet mirror.
An enormous chimpanzee may occasionally be observed looking chilling
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at Ocmulgee National Monument.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been witnessed seated on a stool in a flat in the vicinity of Ashburn.
The ghost of a destitute man is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions in the rear seat of a truck by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear
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view mirror late at night. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Ashburn some time ago. Regardless of what, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you would not want to meet at midnight.
A huge coati can repeatedly be perceived raking leaves in the front garden of a home in Ashburn.
A terrifying being can be spotted time and again by a man camping at a campground next to Ashburn.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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