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A space invader from the cosmos can be witnessed very frequently in Barnetts Shoals on a dark night hollowing out a crater.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a big gray mustache is now and then witnessed gazing at the water by Barnett Shoals Dam before dawn.
An enormous gemsbok has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions up on the apex of Coon Mountain swallowing blood from a container.
The ghost of a man in a military outfit may every so often be witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise stopping by Horseshoe Bend. According to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Arnoldsville in the past.
A knight's armor from the middle ages lacking a person inside was witnessed gobbling a hotdog in Barrow Creek. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone else nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnoldsville
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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