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An martian voyager from another solar system is every so often perceived staring at the water by Arrowhead Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A space man from planet Neptune has been distinguished on a few instances gulping blood from a jar next to Arrowhead Spring late in the night.
An ET from deep space can every so often be distinguished in Armuchee Park on a dark night trying to find a bag.
A lady devoid of a head was made out scrutinizing Big Texas Valley in detail after midnight. When the onlooker came into view the phantom escaped. A local resident claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Armuchee a long time ago. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is a bad phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into at midnight.
A man lacking a head showed up in the early morning hours drifting down on Armuchee Creek. The ghost talked about revenging an assassination. Several of the folks here claim this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Armuchee some time ago.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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