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These are some lies we made up about Argyle.
A gigantic addax was perceived in Homerville and Clinch County Recreation Park at midnight flashing a lantern.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer was seen in a building in close proximity to Argyle.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been observed in Foreman Bay after midnight trying to conceal a cadaver.
A space alien from the cosmos is often made out looking for a photo next to a parked VW in an Argyle parking lot late in the night.
Count Dracula has been spotted on many instances in an Argyle area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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