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These are some lies we made up about Aragon.
A space alien from another solar system has been observed on one or two instances pondering by Fish Creek.
A colossal platypus can occasionally be witnessed washing a bloody rag in Davette Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic iguana has often been observed standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Aragon.
A space man is repeatedly spotted pointing at the watcher in Morgan Valley at midnight.
A mermaid is rumored to have been observed on several occasions riding on a scooter on a dark road in the neighborhood of Aragon.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer may regularly be made out very late at night glancing over White Bottom. In any case, it indisputably is a frightening spirit that should be stayed away from.
A huge pony may be distinguished very often on the water's edge of Becks Lake burrowing a crater.
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Ghost Sightings From Aragon
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Ghost Sightings From Aragon
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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