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A giant dugong can regularly be seen in Andersonville National Historic Site in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a dead body over the grass.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his right hand can be distinguished very frequently washing a bloody pair of pants in Sweetwater Mineral Springs around midnight.
A space alien from another solar system has now and then been observed in Boggy Branch excavating a hole.
The ghost of an aged female gripping a revolver is now and then made out at Argo Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the panorama.
Count Dracula has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances swallowing blood from a bottle in a canoe on Argo Lake.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
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