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These are some lies we made up about Americus.
A colossal chameleon is frequently seen nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Americus.
A gargantuan panther is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions musicalizing on an accordion in an Americus trailer.
Thumbelina may be made out very frequently chucking pieces of wood in Americus Historic District at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is from time to time seen in an Americus highschool before sunrise striding the halls.
A massive sloth is known to have been observed on many instances piling rocks by Angelica Creek.
The ghost of a civil war combatant may sometimes be witnessed by Able Acres Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water. A local man claims that this spirit is that of a local person who lived here in Americus before the present.
An ET from planet Saturn was witnessed trying to find an object down beside the shore at Able Acres Lake.
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phantom of a man with numbers carved into his nose was perceived in a mirror in an Americus residence; the spirit was solely perceptible in the mirror. This spirit is extremely active in this area; there have been a few additional reports of this particular spirit.
A space invader from another galaxy emerged in Georgia Veterans Memorial State
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Park quite near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
The spirit of a severely mangled hunter hauling a dead deer was made out in a house close to Americus. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted frequently close at hand. One of the folks who live here definitely alleges that this phantom loves startling foolhardy people who are brave enough to interrupt the tranquility in Americus.
A gargantuan duckbill is regularly witnessed clutching a human headbone in Ocmulgee National Monument by the ranger station.
An alien has supposedly been spotted on a few instances in an Americus area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An alien voyager from the cosmos may often be perceived having a seat at a table in an Americus building gazing.
An alien from another galaxy may be made out very frequently striding through a mobile home in Americus.
A gargantuan alpaca has occasionally been made out traveling on a llama beside a highway in the vicinity of Americus.
An alien is every so often perceived staggering through
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a mobile home close to Americus.
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Ghost Sightings From Americus
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Ghost Sightings From Americus
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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