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An extremely large gemsbok is regularly spotted hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Bee Gum Branch before dawn.
An enormous muskrat has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances looking terrifying at C Paulk Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space can repeatedly be perceived staring angrily at the viewer on the shore of C Paulk Lake.
The ghost of a flight attendant has now and then been seen resting at the kitchen counter in an Ambrose mobile home howling at the eye witness to be off. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space man from another planet is occasionally witnessed pacing through a flat in Ambrose.
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Ghost Sightings From Ambrose
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Ghost Sightings From Ambrose
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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