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These are some lies we made up about Alto.
A gigantic burro came into view sobbing by Bellton Creek.
A Pterodactyl was perceived rummaging around in garbage container on an Alto residential street.
A huge coati became visible on an Alto residential street on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was perceived scrutinizing The Shoals in detail at the stroke of midnight.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer was observed at Garrison Shoals taking a night-time dip.
A partially decayed human corpse has regularly been seen in Lula Park very late at night shouting names.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is regularly witnessed pointing at the onlooker on the water's edge of Shore Pond.
A woman alight, hauling a kerosene container may often be distinguished by Glade Lake Dam very late at night gazing at the water. Scores of residents allege this spirit is the undead spirit of a long dead Alto person who lived here.
An extraterrestrial from another
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planet has sometimes been spotted hovering in the air like a blimp in Alto.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a worn hat is once in a while spotted looking at a guy slumbering on the floor in a flat in Alto. Folks who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Alto in the past. One thing is for
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sure, it sure is a menacing ghost that should be shunned.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot is known to have been made out on frequent occasions in a store in the Alto neighborhood. Residents here claim that this spirit loves terrifying foolish people who have the nerve to upset the calm in Alto.
The Ugly Duckling can sometimes be seen ascending up from a storm drain on an Alto street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal coyote has repeatedly been witnessed sipping apple juice outside the entrance to Black Rock Mountain State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Alto
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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