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A chilling beast can be seen over and over again by Clarks Mill Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water. A local woman argues that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Alston local.
A Velociraptor has occasionally been made out trying to snatch something in a sail boat on Dejarnetts Pond.
A space invader from Venus is once in a while spotted flashing a flash light by Alligator Creek.
A space alien from another world has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances marching through an Alston neighborhood graveyard.
A space invader can once in a while be spotted pushing orbs around along a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Alston very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Alston
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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